I’m so bloody round I don’t know what to do.
My belly has intercepted my ability to tie my shoe.
So bring me your ballet flats, your knee high boots and even Birkenstocks
But I have sworn on my subscription to Vogue, to never be seen in crocs.
Even in these trying times a girls gotta have principles.
Photo by Babb photo from my Syestra’s most beautiful wedding at the Mayfair Library