Guess what world, yesterday you added another cheesy Brit to your rank and file!
That’s right- I got my Indefinite Leave to Remain in the UK , and it only cost me£4500 and a husband.
I’ve joined the land of the cheese! Here love songs prevail and a good sob story will always get you in front of the camera. It’s the land that gave us such classics as ‘I want to hold your hand’ and Susan Boyle.
I use to loathe the cheese here, but now I love the cheese. I eat it up! I am the cheesiest of cheese balls.
I am a British cheese ball!